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The Occasional: FREE New Tech Issue with Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The Occasional — Funny Or Die’s digital humor magazine — is now FREE! Download the new Tech issue featuring Julia Louis-Dreyfus!

Also inside:

• Fuck, Marry, Kill with movie robots
• Guest editor Stephen Hawking
• Guide to Sexting

WE WENT FREE! And we be getting high tech with video covers. Seen it 57 times and still laugh at it. JLD forever.

Hello internet friends! A new issue of Funny Or Die’s The Occasional is out and I art directed the shit out of it. We are becoming a real magazine, I swear! This issue has some killer things inside:

Fashion shoot with Danny McBride, Natasha Leggero, Garfunkle & Oats, Hannibal Buress, and Moshe Kasher. Also fashion tips from Nick Kroll.

More great stuff! Ted Tavelstead (@Trumpetcake) does some amazing/weird shit in honor of art. Anthony Jeselnik sits down for 5 questions. An exclusive BESTIExBESTIE from Gabe and Jenny. Simon Rich nails a piece, per usual. Valentines Day questionnaire from Rory Scovel, Maria Bamford, Shelby Fero, and Julian McCullough. Aziz Ansari and Joe Mande discuss the movie Hitch.

EVEN MORE GREAT STUFF ALSO. Like, really funny articles/spoofs/goofs/etc.

I swear you will LOL 2-3 times, minimum. So, give it a download on your iPad or iPhone. 

They keep paying me to make magazines, so I keep doing it. And now its available for the iPhone, which is chill as fuck. I can’t stop laughing at Gabe Liedman’s ”Mitt Romney Erotic Fan Fiction.” So good.

Go ahead and download it. And if you like it, let other people know. Thanks!

EDIT:

Whoa.

I got this voicemail early one morning a few months ago… and its awesome. There are so many amazing things that happen:

• He feels the need to say his relationship towards the person hes calling.
• He decides that whining on “meeee” will make his point more clear.
• He is worried the intended recipient doesn’t know enough about voicemail technology and what it can/can’t do— so states that the voicemail can’t answer his question.
• Seriously, who says “samaritan” un-ironically?
• He reminds the recipient of when his work starts. And then when it ends. And then states that if he were to call later, he would miss the call.