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I got this voicemail early one morning a few months ago… and its awesome. There are so many amazing things that happen:

  • He feels the need to say his relationship towards the person hes calling.
  • He decides that whining on “meeee” will make his point more clear.
  • He is worried the intended recipient doesn’t know enough about voicemail technology and what it can/can’t do— so states that the voicemail can’t answer his question.
  • Seriously, who says “samaritan” un-ironically?
  • He reminds the recipient of when his work starts. And then when it ends. And then states that if he were to call later, he would miss the call.

  1. reaganing said: please call this guy and become friends with him. i did that with a random number once and it made for some of the best/weirdest conversations i’ve had in my life
  2. natemaggio posted this