Best Subway Station Talk Ever

: The best conversation just happened next to me this morning. I had just missed the train and was sitting on those 3000 year old wooden benches. I'm wearing skinny jeans. Two "thug types" come swagging down the stairs and sit next to me.
Thug1: Fuck the G train, man.
Thug2: Notoriously bad.
Thug1: Fuck man, last time I was on the train EVERY SINGLE DUDE was wearing skinny jeans.
Thug2: Like you riding' the train with a bunch of females.
(beat)
Thug1: I saw that Nurse Jackie season finale. It was good.
Thug2: Oh shit.
Thug1: Two people got fired. I wont say who though.
(beat)
Thug1: Dat Game of Throwns episode was fucking crazy.
Thug2: The finale?
Thug1: Finale was aight-- episode before that was fucking insane. Heads getting cut off and shit.
(beat)
Thug2: I liked the Will & Grace finale. It's cute.
Thug1: Yeah, seen it a million times.
: They went on to discuss their smoking schedule and how regimented it was depending on what they had to do that day. And whether or not to upgrade Apple firmware when it gets released.
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