SUPER BOWL TIPS

As I am a football expert, I am going to be giving Super Bowl Tips for the next week as we count down to the big game. Follow along, dummy.

This month, I have worked at Funny Or Die for 5 years. Which is crazy, because there has only been internet for 7 years.

Here is how I see it: I turn 26 today and its time to start having fun. You know?
(slow-mo version here)

Here is how I see it: I turn 26 today and its time to start having fun. You know?

(slow-mo version here)

natemaggio:

Just signed up for my first class at UCB. So very fucking stoked.

Posted this almost 2 years ago. Just got an email saying I am accepted into their improv graduate program. So very fucking stoked.

natemaggio:

Just signed up for my first class at UCB. So very fucking stoked.

Posted this almost 2 years ago. Just got an email saying I am accepted into their improv graduate program. So very fucking stoked.

They keep paying me to make magazines, so I keep doing it. And now its available for the iPhone, which is chill as fuck. I can’t stop laughing at Gabe Liedman’s ”Mitt Romney Erotic Fan Fiction.” So good.
Go ahead and download it. And if you like it, let other people know. Thanks!
EDIT:
Whoa.

They keep paying me to make magazines, so I keep doing it. And now its available for the iPhone, which is chill as fuck. I can’t stop laughing at Gabe Liedman’s ”Mitt Romney Erotic Fan Fiction.” So good.

Go ahead and download it. And if you like it, let other people know. Thanks!

EDIT:

Whoa.

dustyspeakers:

SUMMER MIX 2012
Each summer I make a mix. The facts:
There is always grass on the cover. The photo usually has a model in it. For 2012, its Max. (He got paid in belly rubs)
It is mostly new music. Like 85% new. But I throw in a few classics for good measure. Also, like all my mixes, there is one song I am VERY embarrassed that I love but I can’t deny it.
This is not a best-of-the-year-so-far mix. This is summer time! Only room for club bangers and pump up tracks. Keep that sad shit for winter.
20 tracks or less. Thats a mix rule where I come from.
It can be downloaded, here.
Now, to the track list.
Reptar - Orifice Origami
Azealia Banks - JUMANJI
The Temper Trap - Need Your Love (RAC Mix)
Stepdad - My Leather, My Fur, My Nails
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
Santigold - Disparate Youth
Matt & Kim - Let’s Go
Rostam - Don’t Let It Get To You
Calvin Harris - Feel So Close
The Shins - No Way Down
Hoodie Allen - No Faith in Brooklyn (feat. Jhameel)
St. Lucia - Closer Than This
The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather
Alabama Shakes - Hold On
Maps & Atlases - Fever
Go West - The King of Wishful Thinking
Childish Gambino - We Ain’t Them
Germany Germany - Adventures II
Thats it. Hope you like it!  Give it a listen.

Just in time for your 6th of July BBQs!

dustyspeakers:

SUMMER MIX 2012

Each summer I make a mix. The facts:

  • There is always grass on the cover. The photo usually has a model in it. For 2012, its Max. (He got paid in belly rubs)
  • It is mostly new music. Like 85% new. But I throw in a few classics for good measure. Also, like all my mixes, there is one song I am VERY embarrassed that I love but I can’t deny it.
  • This is not a best-of-the-year-so-far mix. This is summer time! Only room for club bangers and pump up tracks. Keep that sad shit for winter.
  • 20 tracks or less. Thats a mix rule where I come from.
  • It can be downloaded, here.

Now, to the track list.

  1. Reptar - Orifice Origami
  2. Azealia Banks - JUMANJI
  3. The Temper Trap - Need Your Love (RAC Mix)
  4. Stepdad - My Leather, My Fur, My Nails
  5. Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
  6. Santigold - Disparate Youth
  7. Matt & Kim - Let’s Go
  8. Rostam - Don’t Let It Get To You
  9. Calvin Harris - Feel So Close
  10. The Shins - No Way Down
  11. Hoodie Allen - No Faith in Brooklyn (feat. Jhameel)
  12. St. Lucia - Closer Than This
  13. The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather
  14. Alabama Shakes - Hold On
  15. Maps & Atlases - Fever
  16. Go West - The King of Wishful Thinking
  17. Childish Gambino - We Ain’t Them
  18. Germany Germany - Adventures II

Thats it. Hope you like it!  Give it a listen.

Just in time for your 6th of July BBQs!

(Source: dustyspeakers)

Whether its true or not, I am calling this the first Airtime GIF on tumblr. #FIRST #FIRST #FIRST

Whether its true or not, I am calling this the first Airtime GIF on tumblr. #FIRST #FIRST #FIRST

Best Subway Station Talk Ever

: The best conversation just happened next to me this morning. I had just missed the train and was sitting on those 3000 year old wooden benches. I'm wearing skinny jeans. Two "thug types" come swagging down the stairs and sit next to me.
Thug1: Fuck the G train, man.
Thug2: Notoriously bad.
Thug1: Fuck man, last time I was on the train EVERY SINGLE DUDE was wearing skinny jeans.
Thug2: Like you riding' the train with a bunch of females.
(beat)
Thug1: I saw that Nurse Jackie season finale. It was good.
Thug2: Oh shit.
Thug1: Two people got fired. I wont say who though.
(beat)
Thug1: Dat Game of Throwns episode was fucking crazy.
Thug2: The finale?
Thug1: Finale was aight-- episode before that was fucking insane. Heads getting cut off and shit.
(beat)
Thug2: I liked the Will & Grace finale. It's cute.
Thug1: Yeah, seen it a million times.
: They went on to discuss their smoking schedule and how regimented it was depending on what they had to do that day. And whether or not to upgrade Apple firmware when it gets released.

This video Darryl reblogged made me BOL (bellow out loud) I liked it so much.
Just learned about Karmin and already I know too much.

I went to SXSW for the first time, and had a blast. The FoD party was incredible and all of the music was A+ very good. I feel like a mess— so I think I did it right! I WON SXSW!

Everyone! We have a magazine now, and I helped make it. If you have an iPad, go get it. If you don’t— you are currently useless to me. 
xoxo, magg

Everyone! We have a magazine now, and I helped make it. If you have an iPad, go get it. If you don’t— you are currently useless to me. 

xoxo, magg

I went to Costa Rica for a couple weeks. Took my camera and got a few NEATO shots. Whenever I decide to make a real NateMaggio.com again, I will post all the goodies.

And since I know you Tumblr kids love these, a GIF from my trip:

Swinging orange lanterns

dustyspeakers:

ITS MY BEST OF 2011 LIST!!!
Oh, man— this list is going to change the world.
The list is bookended by Bon Iver, which makes sense because I bet the number of days in 2011 I listened to Bon Iver outnumbered the days I didn’t. (The final song has my favorite lyrics of the year hidden in it.) I cut a lot of great songs to hit the 20 mark. (which is retarded because I made the mark up myself, I could have made it 25, or 40)  A lot of people/blogs/shit-faces are saying 2011 wasn’t as great as 2010 in music. And I guess, I agree. There weren’t as many stand out albums that were mind blowing; but looking back at the list I am happy. Lets get to it:
——— (DOWNLOAD) ———
01. Bon Iver // Bon Iver // Holocene 
02. Blue Scholars // Cinemetropolis // Seijun Suzuki 
03. SBTRKT // SBTRKT // Trials of the Past (ft. Sampha)
04. Justice // Audio, Video, Disco // Newlands
05. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. // It’s A Corporate World // When I Open My Eyes
06. Daughter // His Young Heart EP // Candles
07. Gotye // Making Mirrors // Somebody That I Used To Know
08. Childish Gambino // EP // Freaks and Geeks
09. The Black Keys // El Camino // Stop Stop
10. m83 // Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming // Midnight City 
11. Lil Wayne // Tha Carter IV (Deluxe Edition) // 6 Foot 7 Foot (Feat. Cory Gunz)
12. tUnE-yArDs // w h o k i l l // Powa
13. Theophilus London // Timez Are Weird These Days // Last Name London
14. Penguin Prison // Penguin Prison // Don’t Fuck With My Money
15. Hoodie Allen // Leap Year // The Chase Is On 
16. Adele // 21 // Rolling In The Deep
17. Rue Royale // Guide To An Escape // Guide to an Escape
18. Lawrence & Leigh // Odyssey Vol. 3 Hills and Masts // glow
19. College // Drive Soundtrack // A Real Hero (feat. Electric Youth)
20. Bon Iver // NPR World Cafe // Beth/Rest (Solo Piano Version)
(You were wondering what my 2010 list looks like, right? Look here.)

My list. Listen and download if you wanna.

dustyspeakers:

ITS MY BEST OF 2011 LIST!!!

Oh, man— this list is going to change the world.

The list is bookended by Bon Iver, which makes sense because I bet the number of days in 2011 I listened to Bon Iver outnumbered the days I didn’t. (The final song has my favorite lyrics of the year hidden in it.) I cut a lot of great songs to hit the 20 mark. (which is retarded because I made the mark up myself, I could have made it 25, or 40)  A lot of people/blogs/shit-faces are saying 2011 wasn’t as great as 2010 in music. And I guess, I agree. There weren’t as many stand out albums that were mind blowing; but looking back at the list I am happy. Lets get to it:

——— (DOWNLOAD) ———

01. Bon Iver // Bon Iver // Holocene 

02. Blue Scholars // Cinemetropolis // Seijun Suzuki 

03. SBTRKT // SBTRKT // Trials of the Past (ft. Sampha)

04. Justice // Audio, Video, Disco // Newlands

05. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. // It’s A Corporate World // When I Open My Eyes

06. Daughter // His Young Heart EP // Candles

07. Gotye // Making Mirrors // Somebody That I Used To Know

08. Childish Gambino // EP // Freaks and Geeks

09. The Black Keys // El Camino // Stop Stop

10. m83 // Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming // Midnight City 

11. Lil Wayne // Tha Carter IV (Deluxe Edition) // 6 Foot 7 Foot (Feat. Cory Gunz)

12. tUnE-yArDs // w h o k i l l // Powa

13. Theophilus London // Timez Are Weird These Days // Last Name London

14. Penguin Prison // Penguin Prison // Don’t Fuck With My Money

15. Hoodie Allen // Leap Year // The Chase Is On 

16. Adele // 21 // Rolling In The Deep

17. Rue Royale // Guide To An Escape // Guide to an Escape

18. Lawrence & Leigh // Odyssey Vol. 3 Hills and Masts // glow

19. College // Drive Soundtrack // A Real Hero (feat. Electric Youth)

20. Bon Iver // NPR World Cafe // Beth/Rest (Solo Piano Version)

(You were wondering what my 2010 list looks like, right? Look here.)

My list. Listen and download if you wanna.

When I lived in SF with Hills we had a polaroid by the door. Anyone that visited (friends/family/strangers) got their picture on the wall. I had the pictures just sitting in a drawer and I finally scanned them. The only logical next step is to GIF them.

When I lived in SF with Hills we had a polaroid by the door. Anyone that visited (friends/family/strangers) got their picture on the wall. I had the pictures just sitting in a drawer and I finally scanned them. The only logical next step is to GIF them.

ello-ace:

funnyordie:

The Tom Hanks Magazine
Scroll through for a sampling of Hanks Aficionado: the only magazine that’s all Hanks, all the time.

 I must subscribe.

Wonder if I can get this at my local Fox Books?

ello-ace:

funnyordie:

The Tom Hanks Magazine

Scroll through for a sampling of Hanks Aficionado: the only magazine that’s all Hanks, all the time.

I must subscribe.

Wonder if I can get this at my local Fox Books?