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For a year and a half, I worked on my picture of myself everyday project. Felt good but I grew tired of it. When I heard the idea of video everyday and it being what I see instead of myself, I jumped at it. I have been using it for a month and am hooked. To the point where I look at my calendar and plan what I wanna film that day. This is my first month. Can’t recommend the app more. My...
Apr 29th
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Apr 24th
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Commander Chris Hadfield on Twitter →
The latest from Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield). Canadian Astronaut, currently living in space aboard ISS as Commander of Expedition 35. Orbiting Earth on ISS This has made me like twitter again.
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The magazine I make was nominated for a Webby →
Against jagoffs like NPR and PBS whom no one has like, every heard of. Just wave your white flags now and let us take home the statue.
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
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Everyday App - My Life For a Year and a Half March 27, 2011 - November 12, 2012 Instant nostalgia! About 500 days complied into 45 seconds.  I remember being so excited taking these and thinking how exciting it will be to post it. I figured I would do 3 years or so and it would be incredible. I lost steam about 6 months ago. It was fun though! Probably my most used non social app. Beards...
Mar 26th
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Funny or Die Makes a Steve Jobs Movie With Justin... →
Funny or Die, the comedy Web site, said over the weekend that it had made its own Jobs movie — “iSteve” — and planned to unveil it online on April 15. A biopic poking fun at biopics, “iSteve” stars Justin Long (“New Girl,” “DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story”) in the title role. At 60 to 75 minutes, the movie is the longest project to date for Funny or Die, which generally features bite-sized...
Mar 17th
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February 2013
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A San Franciscan in NY
: [I walk onto the 1 downtown]
Lady: You're a Giants fan? (points to my hat)
Me: Yeah! You?
Lady: Oh yeah.
Me: You from the bay?
Lady: Yeah. Fremont.
Me: Hah! Me too.
: (Blah, high schools, Giants, NY life. Blah. Actually it was a great conversation, just decided to shorten it.)
: I have been stopped so many times in NY because of my SF hat. Its a wonderful calling card to other bay kids out here, especially during the playoffs. From walking home in Brooklyn super late and a guy just nods and points at the hat when you walk by each other or conversations like above, we stick together. I always try to at least smile at someone in a SF hat, so they feel the bay love. Everyone tends to agree: San Francisco is the greatest, but you can't beat NY.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Deathday
You celebrate your birthday. The day you entered into consciousness on to Earth and started to be. Every year friends and family praise you with a mix of “Hey, you’ve made it this long!” and “You are special to me and I care that you are in my life.” Sometimes tons of presents are involved, its a blast. Here is what I am choosing to believe, right now, today: The...
Feb 14th
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January 2013
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SUPER BOWL TIPS →
As I am a football expert, I am going to be giving Super Bowl Tips for the next week as we count down to the big game. Follow along, dummy.
Jan 27th
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This month, I have worked at Funny Or Die for 5 years. Which is crazy, because there has only been internet for 7 years.
Jan 27th
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September 2012
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June 2012
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Jun 5th
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Best Subway Station Talk Ever
: The best conversation just happened next to me this morning. I had just missed the train and was sitting on those 3000 year old wooden benches. I'm wearing skinny jeans. Two "thug types" come swagging down the stairs and sit next to me.
Thug1: Fuck the G train, man.
Thug2: Notoriously bad.
Thug1: Fuck man, last time I was on the train EVERY SINGLE DUDE was wearing skinny jeans.
Thug2: Like you riding' the train with a bunch of females.
(beat)
Thug1: I saw that Nurse Jackie season finale. It was good.
Thug2: Oh shit.
Thug1: Two people got fired. I wont say who though.
(beat)
Thug1: Dat Game of Throwns episode was fucking crazy.
Thug2: The finale?
Thug1: Finale was aight-- episode before that was fucking insane. Heads getting cut off and shit.
(beat)
Thug2: I liked the Will & Grace finale. It's cute.
Thug1: Yeah, seen it a million times.
: They went on to discuss their smoking schedule and how regimented it was depending on what they had to do that day. And whether or not to upgrade Apple firmware when it gets released.
Jun 5th
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April 2012
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December 2011
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April 2011
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Apr 20th
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Funny or Die's Adam McKay launches protest song... →
popculturebrain: Despite a broad comedy label, Adam McKay has made his interest in politics well known. Now he’s launching a site dedicated to a new rise in protest songs: Public Domain Protest Song.  This site is for protest music that is free all to download, cover, mix, mash up and most of all, play loudly. We don’t need to say “Power to the People!” cause we already got it. We just need to...
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March 2011
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I hacked my Staples button to play Charlie Sheen quotes. hAxOr shit, brah!
Mar 2nd
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February 2011
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January 2011
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Holiday Vodka: My first experiment!
My project for December was something I have never tried before and always wanted to— making/editing booze! I saw a link from Rats Off and once I read it over, I realized it can easily be done. So I went out got a huge bucket and tried it. Cranberry seemed too boring so I added orange and cinnamon in the mix to liven it up. The cinnamon ended up being an awesome choice and made it a...
Jan 1st
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